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404 CRASH
This 404 page is currently
the subject of a 1-hour
"Quick Alignment Sync".
There are 9 people on the Google Meet, 4 Product Managers, 2 Scrum Masters, and 1 developer frantically trying to mute their microphone while eating pretzels.
> joining Google Meet (14 minutes past start time)...
> 'Can everyone see my screen?' (uttered 6 times).
> 'You\'re on mute, Brad.' (uttered 4 times).
> PM asks: 'What is our target KPI for missing URL discovery?'
> Scrum Master creates Miro board with 84 colorful sticky notes.
> Developer in chat: 'I can fix this in 30 seconds with a regex'.
> Committee decides: 'Let\'s set up a recurring bi-weekly working group'.
> calendar invite generated for 18 upcoming alignment sessions.
> original missing page is still missing.
> everyone logs off saying 'Great use of time, team!'
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